Posted by: Clazzic Chic in Survivor, Growing Up on
Feb 7, 2009
Eyce © 2008
I'm going through growing pains
Maybe some of yall know what I'm talking about
It literally hurts to become this woman
This adult. This confident
And like a 16 year boy who grows 5 inches in one year
I have stretchmarks across my mind
Yes.
They will one day fade
But right now they are dark
and clearly visible
And I dont care who sees
These scar and stripes are my badge of honor
I'm not a victim or a survivor
I have embraced my life.........
James, well at least we will call him that, is model gorgeous. I'm talking about fine. So when I was able to catch his attention I was doing cartwheels inside. But then he began to talk. And everything out of his mouth was about her. Her being his FIANCE. I'm thinking...BACK UP...you have a fiance? He's like yes we've been together 5 years. At that point I started to hear crickets but I wanted to hear what he had to say.
He went into a long discourse about how he isn't sure if he wants to get married but they have been together along time. Then he began to moan over the fact that he's been at the club two hours and she hasn't even called to check on him. James figured that if she really loved him that she would care where he was at night but obviously she didn't. Wow! Like seriously. You want a stalker? The conversation continued on for longer than I should have allowed. But I was curious about what other lame ass stuff he could possibly say. And he didn't disappoint.
I wish this was a one time deal, but me and my girlfriends get hit on by more men in relationships then those who are single. It's like the minute they get locked down we suddenly become their type. I usually get excuses like:
Posted by: Clazzic Chic in Pimping, Men on
Nov 6, 2008
So I got this email today from my GRANDMOTHER. I admit sometimes I hit delete when I see her emails because they are always bad forwarded jokes. (Sorry Gramma!) But this did make me chuckle and I thought appropriate for the If I Were A Boy.com site.
FIVE TIPS FOR WOMEN:
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
Posted by: Clazzic Chic in Untagged on
Nov 4, 2008
So I admit, I've dated a married man. BUT it was by accident. I had no clue and trust me I'm the most scenical woman ever. However, he had his game together. He was a pilot and traveled 50% of the time. He made sure that most of his flights would stop in my hometown so he could spend the weekends.
Strange enough, he NEVER once picked up his phone for any of the consecutive days we spent together. I mean how the hell don't you call your wife for 3 days?
And he had the nerve to be AVAILABLE all the time. I mean I date single men who I cant get a hold of if it meant my life. But I could call the pilot and he'd answer on the first ring at 2AM. Where was his wife?
Posted by: Jasmine in Untagged on
Nov 3, 2008
So the other day I got a call at 3 AM from a "friend". Of course he had just left the club and wanted to stop by my house. I mumbled something delirious and hung up, not reallly believing his drunk azz would show up. And of course an hour later I get a phone call saying he had just got pulled over by the cops. Like, what part of that makes any sense. If you were on your way here at 3am, why would you be on the other side of town an hour later JUST getting pulled over. I mean seriously.
I'm going to start calling all the guys in my phone at 3AM for a booty call and just not show up and see what they say. Who wants to try out this test with me?...
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